"In fact, Mr. Vogel is heterosexual, does not reside in New York City, and does not even know anyone by the name of Julian," a correction in the latest Yale Alumni Magazine reads. A friend of the 2002 Yale alumnus had submitted a prank item suggesting the opposite. After the magazine published it, the real Matt Vogel submitted an update. "Would that my life were as exciting as Jon made it out to be in last month's issue." Apparently, his life includes mundane things like continuing to be heterosexual and finishing law school.
IvyGate spotted this and has the excerpt.