What Osama bin Laden Might Look Like in Disguise

osama

he is a dirty paki and he should be bombed

In Response to Oh Tham Eng

This folks, is what we in the internet world refer to as an "Epic Fail." Not only are your views completely wrong, but you fail to achieve any coherence. The poor punctuation and numerous redundant statements don't help much either. Let's take a look at the first paragraph to see what I mean, shall we?

In your first paragraph you state:

"Iraqis can hope to breathe the air of freedom and dreams their hopes in life, provided they continue their own fights against remnants of the al-Qaedans and their ilks."

I'm only interpreting here, because this sentence is about as readable as a dog turd, but I think you are attempting to say that they Iraqis can look forward to an improved lifestyle due to our occupancy. Well, you would be absolutely correct, if it were opposite day at camp stupid. How can they expect to have a better standard of living after decimating their country and rising tensions between internal native groups? If you actually bother to read you would know that most Iraqis are at a much higher risk of death now than they were under Saddam's regime. Really, it's just all downhill from here.

I will not say anything about the second paragraph/sentence because it is completely incoherent an nonsensical. Cosmic conspiracy? Are you implying that there are some sort of space Muslims?

The third try apparently is not the charm, as your third paragraph is just a complete fail. I don't have enough room here or anywhere to pick apart both rambling, redundancy-riddled sentences, so I will just pick a few highlights here. For starters, you managed to spell Al-Maidah incorrectly, but at least you are consistant, as you continue this trend for the rest of this incomprehensible diatribe. The other highlight of this sentence is the phrase, "unquenchable hatred." How does one go about quenching hatred? Do you need to drink lots and lots of Hater-Ade? Muslims are not intrinsically violent, the violent factions are fringe groups who choose to interpret the book differently.

I won't say anything about your next paragraph, since you decide to cite the Bible as a legitimate source. Hold on, let my go ask my little sister for her Harry Potter book so I can cite that too.

Your forth paragraph is just one gigantic run on sentence that would make an english teacher contemplate suicide. The real gem is this statement, "so the Quranic command to kill infidels (re At-Tauba 9:5, etc) will always be valid, as it was long before the beginning of time and the creation of the first atom in the Universe." How could it possibly be vaild before the beginning of time and the universe? Did dinosaurs read the Quran as well?

I would love to write quite a bit more and I'm really just getting warmed up, however, due to character limits it isn't possible. In summation, it makes your feeble argument much more feeble when you are unable to articulate it into coherent thought. Good luck with the rest of the fifth grade.

Sincerely,

Pwnd

Bin Laden

"Honest Osama's" used cars lot, and Osama as a used-car salesman? Now that IS frightening.

Butcher Bush tries to rewrite history

George Bush is directly responsible for the deaths of 1.5 million innocent women and children killed by weapons and methods rejected by most of the civilized world. Over six milllion Iraqi Christians have had to flee the country into other countries where they face poverty and exploitation for the rest of their lives. Radioactive dust from depleted uranium munitions is causing an epidemic of cancer and birth defects beyond imagination.

George Bush is easily a million times the criminal Osama is.

Lol

That last post was a load of garbage. sheesh.

The FBI has no evidence linking Bin Laden to 911. Look it up.

The Bin Laden's have been business partners with the Bush family for decades. Look it up.

Dont believe these pseudo intellects that come here sout forth such lies.

Peace be with you brothers and sisters.

THE EXISTENTIAL THREAT TO MANKIND THAT MANY STILL REFUSE TO SEE

History will record favorably President Bush's removal of that cruel Islamic slaughterer of innocent Muslims, Saddam Hussein of Iraq. Now appeals of Islamic terrorism are spiraling down worldwide, and Iraqis can hope to breathe the air of freedom and dreams their hopes in life, provided they continue their own fights against remnants of the al-Qaedans and their ilks.

Sadly many Muslims are still in complicity in this wicked cosmic conspiracy---not for the Quran's good teachings that non-Muslims look for and cherish, but for its unfailing inspiration for murders and great evil on their own Muslim people and on others.

To get out of this evil conspiracy, Muslims must first reject the prohibition of their Quran on Muslims wanting to ask questions to understand why things often go so wrong in Islam and for the Great Muslim Ummah. Muslims must be courageous to recognise the fear of allah---that Muslims, if they understand too well, will lose their faith in the Quran's many wrong and bad teachings (Al-Maida 5:101-102), as Islam needs the Muslims' unquenchable hatred and irrational paranoia to keep alive their zeal for jihads by the sword.

Instead, Muslims must obey what their Quran also says, that there is light and guidance in the Bible for their blessings from above and beneath (Al-Maida 5:44-46, 66). In the Bible, Allah obliges His people to go to Him to ask questions, to argue and reason with Him so that they can set forth their case to prove that they are right and God is wrong (re Isaiah 1:18, 43:26).

Moreover, Muslims must revive the beliefs of their ancient Mu'tazilite Muslim brothers (whom the mindless followers of their benighted ancient imams Hanbal, Malik, Hanifa, etc, had mass-slaughtered almost to extinction); they must stop believing that their Quran, like God Himself, is also Uncreated and in Arabic, so the Quranic command to kill infidels (re At-Tauba 9:5, etc) will always be valid, as it was long before the beginning of time and the creation of the first atom in the Universe.

So if Americans and those who breathe the air of freedom still refuse to understand that Islamic terrorism is inspired by Islam, rather than as something invented by President Bush for his pretext to wage war on Muslims, this ancient enemy of mankind will forever remain with us to try inflicting on mankind the sad fate that their ancient Mu'tazilite Muslim brothers had long succumbed to in their fratricide.

neatly waxed eyebrows

Where does he find the time?

Dude Looks Like a Lady

Why don't you show him in Lady's clothing?

You know a few Years ago they Cought one of them wearing

That head to toe hide the women away body wrap.

I understand Why the Women wear this.

That the beauty of the woman is only for the Husband to See.

But i am from the Western Culture.

So Beauty is to be admired, And congrdulations for the Man

Who can keep a Beautiful Woman happy and loved.