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Robert Schlesinger

Dealing With Pirates: How Julius Caesar Handled Things

April 13, 2009 09:55 AM ET | Robert Schlesinger | Permanent Link | Print

By Robert Schlesinger, Thomas Jefferson Street blog

The dramatic rescue of Capt. Richard Phillips and quick dispatch of three of his pirate captors Sunday reminded me of another, older tale of piracy and how to deal with it.

In 75 BC, Julius Caesar was captured by Sicilian pirates, according to Plutarch. Caesar was apparently something of a charming, bragging prisoner: He told them that the ransom they were demanding was insufficient for someone of his stature. And when he wanted to sleep, he would tell them to quiet down.

From Plutarch:

For thirty-eight days, with all the freedom in the world, he amused himself with joining in their exercises and games, as if they had not been his keepers, but his guards. He wrote verses and speeches, and made them his auditors, and those who did not admire them, he called to their faces illiterate and barbarous, and would often, in raillery, threaten to hang them. They were greatly taken with this, and attributed his free talking to a kind of simplicity and boyish playfulness.

He also threatened to crucify them. When his ransom came in, Caesar was let go. He immediately raised a fleet and went after the pirates, quickly capturing them. After dickering around with the local governor over punishment, Caesar took matters into his own hands:

Caesar ... went off to Pergamus, where he ordered the pirates to be brought forth and crucified; the punishment he had often threatened them with whilst he was in their hands, and they little dreamt he was in earnest.

Give Caesar this: He was a man of his word.

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pirates crucifiey the lot of them

ether 6000 like sparticus and his cruz worshiping ifidels or the false prophet of fools i care less

obama stelling the divine light of the true saviour

His professed aim--to promote stability, peace, security, and prosperity--was irreproachable, but perhaps it was also unexciting. Emphasizing conservatism by precept and his own example, he encouraged the simpler virtues of a less sophisticated age, and his success made this sedate but rather static outlook fashionable. People accepted the routine of his continuing rule, at the cost, however, of some loss of intellectual energy and moral fervour. The great literature, significantly, belongs to the years near Actium, when people's imagination still nursed heady visions of Roman victory and Italian destiny. After the Secular Games the atmosphere became more commonplace and produced the frivolities of Ovid and the pedestrian later books of Livy and vegil who wrote about the coming of the son of god and the star of his birth and ascension which we know now as Halley’s comet which returns 76 years same age as the true son of god Augustus caesar.Appraisal of Augustus

STOPPING PIRATES !!!.

BY SENDING HALF A PLATON WITH EVERY IMPORTANT SHIP !!!.

ORAO.

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Robert Schlesinger is a deputy editor at U.S. News and World Report and oversees all opinion editorial content. He is the author of White House Ghosts: Presidents and Their Speechwriters.

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