Nonstory of the Year

What was the nonstory of the year?
Penn State students dressing up as Virginia Tech shooting victims inspires outrage.
University of Michigan student government voter fraud leads to arrests.
Because of NCAA rules, University of Illinois's Chief Illiniwek is laid to rest.
Impostor students wreak havoc at UCLA and Stanford.
Sorority at DePauw University kicks out nonskinny, nonwhite, nonpopular sisters.
UC-Berkeley tree-sitters protest the construction of an athletic center.

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