Tales of a Campus Custodian

In a shocking expose revealing that public sex between men does indeed happen on the University of New Mexico campus, the Daily Lobo digs deep and interviews a campus custodian, who says he often finds evidence of sexual activity such as used condoms, lubricants, racy magazines, and writings on the (bathroom) wall.

Although it's unclear whether he's ever seen anyone's "wide stance," the custodian says he finds evidence of encounters several times a week. "I assume there's some kind of debauchery going on."

Meanwhile, university officials remain in denial: "This has never been an issue at UNM." —Alison Go