A Fraternity, a Goat, and Some Introspection

Not satisfied with ordinary punishment, Louisiana State University is calling for its Delta Kappa Epsilon fraternity chapter to sing "Kumbaya" during an "introspection period"—designed as reprimand for housing a live goat last fall, reports the Daily Reveille. Members claimed it was a chapter mascot.

One definition of a goat: "a licentious or lecherous man." The goat is also traditionally associated with Satan. DKE boys, you trying to tell us something? —Christina Mueller and Alison Go