Prospect of New Hooters Falls Flat for Some Locals

Local murders and a drunk-driving epidemic pale in comparison with the atrocities committed by a restaurant that serves "two kinds of buns"—or at least that's what one sarcastic Texas A&M Battalion columnist argues.

Hooters, the popular chain restaurant famous for its busty, scantily clad waitresses—and tasty wings—is opening a restaurant near the school, much to the dismay of local petition and letter writers who prefer their meals sans potential wardrobe malfunctions. —Jackie Mantey