What Barack Obama, Britney Spears, President Bush, Sarah Palin, Hillary Clinton, Paris Hilton and Others Might Have Said
(20) Paris Hilton's boyfriend on Paris Hilton: "We always hold hands; if I let go, she shops."
(21) Britney Spears when asked about why she was wearing her wedding ring on the wrong finger: "I married the wrong man."
(22) Jeff Bezos of Amazon.com: "All I ask is a chance to prove that money can make me happy."
(23) David Letterman: "I don't approve of political jokes; I see too many of them get elected."
(24) Rupert Murdoch on his recent biographer: "Asking a writer what he thinks about a publisher is like asking a dog what he thinks about lampposts."
(25) Donald Trump: "Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring a more pleasant misery."
- Read more by Mortimer Zuckerman.
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- Read more about George W. Bush.
- Read more about Dick Cheney.
- Read more about Joe Biden.
- Read more about Sarah Palin.
Reader Comments
Henny!
Who say's smart people cant be funny?
When it was said, Mort Zuckerman isn't fit to laydown with pigs, John Mashek, in defense of his boss, indignantly responded, "Oh yes he is!"
Filthy Dr. Filth
Jordan C. Fan, Prophet Of Environment would have said : "Filthy Dr. Filth!"
OBAMA...
"I spent a lot of money on the White House - Whatdaya mean, I can't change the color?"
And,
"How do you get those Obamatrons to stop swaying and singing Kum By Ya? They're keeping me awake at night."
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